Britney Spears does it again

Britney Spears just doesn't know when to stop. Ok, we all know this, but seriously... Does she really have to humiliate herself again?

Apparently, the singer (?) is texting her ex boyfriend-paparazzo-whatever Adnan Ghalib. Believe it or not, Britney wants Adnan to help her get rid (whatever that means) of her father, who controls her every move.

Unfortunately, Adnan can not help her because, well, he has a restraining order keeping him away.

But maybe she doesn't want Adnan to visit her, just her dad? So it's okay then?

Sean Penn falls for Natalie Portman

Ok, so, according to the rumors, Sean Penn has a new girlfriend. Natalie Portman.

Yes, Natalie Portman.

And no, that's not cute at all. And I'm not saying this because The Trash Link respects Robin Wright (though it's true), but because it's just... Well, one hundred percent ridiculous!

Maybe they were just hugging or... something. You know, in a cute-innocent kind of way?

We all hope the rumor is fake, that's all I'm saying here.

Trash site of the day: HumanForSale.com

If you ever wanted to know how much you worth as a human being, this site will tell you.

HumanForSale.com

There's also a list of most expensive males and females on the Earth (well, out of those who took the test, and don't worry, most people lie). According to the list, currently most expensive female is worth $3,942,378.00, while the most expensive male is little over $ 3,784,000.00. They're both white/Caucasian, though a Native American woman is on the third place on the ladies' list.

You can go on like this forever, making serious statistical and anthropological and sociological case studies, but maybe it would be the best to take the test and see if you're cheap or not.

Why is this site trash?
No, it's not because it's rasistic, discriminatory in overall and derogatory towards women; actually, it's so politically incorrect in a beautiful way.

What makes this site trash is the fact every teenage girl with a personal site/blog felt the urge to post her result... On the homepage. Next to her EMO-looking picture. With a short caption: I'm worth 2,54 million!!!!111 f the site's name is something like oh-so-cute.nu, pay double attention.

And just for the sake of it...


HumanForSale.com - Wrinkle Free

Visit current editor's pick: humanforsale.com

Rihanna wants to take a break...

... from Chris Brown.

Finally! Good girl, she does have some brains and sanity!

But wait... According to the sources, it was Jay-Z who told her to take some time off from the relationship with Brown.

Old news, but still:

Another virginity to sell

Yes, there's another one. Her name is Alina Percea, she's 18, Romanian, and she wants to become one-time prostitute- erm, to sell her hymen for 50,000 pounds.

The girl claims she's a virgin (we believe her) and she also admits she would have sex without condoms if the winning bidder provides a health certificate showing that he is free of any diseases. So far so good.

But the poor girl is still far away from her goal; she has only drawn bids of 5,000 pounds so far. Why? Because she was silly enough to admit she's actually looking for a HUSBAND. That's right. A husband. There are even some photos of her washing dishes (I guess she's trying to show she's ready for all household chores).

That's nice, really nice, but girl, you won't find a man who'd pay 50,000 to get married. Take 5000 and be happy with it.

Trash site of the day: PictureIsUnrelated.com

This site is a gem. Truly inspirational, one of the best websites on the Internet. Seriously.

PictureIsUnrelated.com

If you ever wanted to find the most bizarre, pointless, stupid... unrelated images on the face of the Earth, this site is perfect for you. Each image has a catchy title and usually a caption that will provide hours and hours of fun.

Why is this site trash?
The site isn't, but some of the photos...

Visit current editor's pick: pictureisunrelated.com

Demi Moore's bum made news

The always prepared Ashton Kutcher has decided to do something really special, so he posted an image of someone's butt on his Twitter page. Now, it most PROBABLY belongs to his wife, Demi Moore; in fact, it's definitely her bum (not that we checked).

So, what's so interesting about this trashy news? You see, the sources disagree on whether Demi wears a white bikini or, you'll guess- good ol' white underwear even your grandma is embarrassed to wear these days.

Lindsay and Samantha- Who wears the pants?

Ah, nothing like a hot lesb... female romance on a rainy day! I kinda feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, I really thought they could make it! I might be hopelessly romantic, but they deserved a chance... Right?

According to some rumors, the girls are out of money because of Lindsay and her (female?) obsessive need for shopping. And Sam just doesn't know how to stop her? Even if it's her money she's spending?

I don't understand this. Sam should raise her voice and show Lindsay who wears the pants in da house!

And this is just... No comment. Pure Trash.

DO NOT GO SEE THE PERFECT SLEEP!!!!!1111

Ok, this is old news, but still interesting.

A couple of famous people, such as Gary Oldman, Bono and a guy I've never heard of (though he seems like a tough guy) are bashing a new independent movie called "The Perfect Sleep". So far so good.

Only, it isn't.

It took some people more than a week to realize they're actually promoting the thing. So how come nobody realized it right from the start?

Is Gary Oldman THAT good in acting like a psycho so nobody realizes when he's joking?

Go see and decide yourself:

Trash site of the day: PointlessSites.com

For today (and the first post on this blog- the old one was, sadly, deleted by mistake - not mine) The Trash Link has prepared a new editor's choice for a trash site. The winner is...

.... is....

PointlesSites.com!

Why? Because we can, because we thought it went perfect with TheTrashLink philosophy.

*Note- (I often say "we" because there are 2 contributors, although only one (yours truly) is blogging)

Why is this site trash?
Because it isn't. It's actually a nice collection of pointless sites around the Internet. But we chose it because of the wonderful word "pointless" in its title, now how cool is that?

Did they pay you to write about them?
In this case, no. We do it because we care.

Visit current editor's pick: pointlesssites.com.